Being the helpful person I am, I find it necessary to make the lives of those I come in contact with more enjoyable and actually worth living. Today, I am proposing a new time phenomenon, a world wide time shift based on need, rather than location or time of year.
I call it:
SANITY SAVING TIME
Instead of Daylight Saving, which I, and anyone with any goodness in their hearts, regard as an inconvenience at best, and an evil conspiracy to work people to death, otherwise, Sanity Saving Time is the temporal happiness equivalence of a TARDIS. A Delorean of Self-Preservation, if you will.
Say you are having a superbly crappy day.
You've soiled yourself during your big pitch in front of your colleagues,
some dipshit has stolen all of the money out of your Paypal account and you can't find a wormhole anywhere,
you get home and your boyfriend is fapping to grandma porn... of your grandma...
It is the most HORRIBLE DAY ever and you just want it to end so you can start anew tomorrow.
With Sanity Saving Time (SST), you can declare it tomorrow RIGHT NOW! No waiting around moping thinking, THIS DAY SUCKS AND I WANT IT TO BE OVER! You can forget about all of that crap (literally) and declare this a brand new day.
SST is solely for personal time travel. It does not affect those around you, unless they invoke it in solidarity. SST only advances time. It cannot be used to go back in time to take back things you have said or done. SST terminates naturally when you go to sleep. It does not effect the time, but rather the date, and can be notated as 2/28/12 SST, should you decide to share with others that you have chosen to time travel to keep from stabbing people.