On the second night of Hanukkah, your Cheeseblarg gives to you: A random object that's been made real! Once upon a time, I wrot...

If you'll remember from my many mentions, I was raised Jewish, which means that we didn't have Christmas trees... what with the not...

Here we are again. This little blarg that I started two years ago on this date is celebrating its birthday. It's done so much in that ti...

We seriously need a MAJOR holiday for people who do computer phone support, internet phone support, phone support for anything technologica...

We have a winner for the 2nd Annual Cheeseblarg Peeps Challenge! Of it, Dr. Pants said: "Rhea not only succeeded in creating a fait...

It's the last night of Hanukkah. Despite what calendars say, it is over now. Tomorrow is the last day, but Jews don't acknowledge da...

I obsessively check my stats and so, at approximately 5:13 and 45 seconds yesterday, I started typing capitalized exclamations mixed with no...

If you have no idea what it is like to be neurotic or don't really know what I mean by "I'm neurotic," this post should he...

HEY! HEY GUISE!!! This is my 100th post! OMG!!! I started this blarg in November because I wanted to bitch about my computer's touchpad....

Until I get an honorary diploma from the Starfleet Academy, this is a blarg, not a blog. See, I am highly of the opinion that nothing I wr...