(there is a video here, RSS subscribers) I used to have two Siberian dwarf hamsters just like these when I was in college. My boyfrien...

When I was in college, I took Russian to fulfill my foreign language requirement.  In fact, my college transcripts say that I attended ...

Hey, mom and dad, you might want to skip this one… Yesterday, I was in the gift shop in St. Regis, Montana, which is one of my regular st...

I am entirely unable to fathom why, when you go to a fast food restaurant and order your food without bread, they then become completely una...

Everyone in my family is pretty damned funny.  My sister likes to start traditions in our family, and 14 years ago, shortly before she had ...

I couldn't be bothered to put on pants today to leave the house. I don't mean I went out buck-assed naked on the bottom half, I j...

When I was in college, I was not famous for making it to classes. Especially not classes that were at 8am.  I learned, eventually, not to s...

Happy Independence Day, fellow Americans, and others who choose to celebrate, as I do, yet another year of no alien invasions . I am spend...

I love thunderstorms. We rarely get them here in Montana, especially where I live which is surrounded on all sides by mountains, so really “...

My family has a stalker.  I didn't realize that my internet fame would cause me problems this quickly.  I figured maybe, at some point, ...

For some reason, when I see an exceptionally cute little animal, my immediate reaction is the desire to put its head in my mouth...  For exa...

Every once in a while, I come up with some brilliant ideas, instead of just pure unadulterated crap of the silly persuasion.  Unfortunately,...

So the other day, I became very motivated and spent several hours aggravating myself by doing crafty projects for the blarg. I say I aggrava...

In college, I worked as a desk assistant in the dorms.  That meant I sat behind a partitioned desk from about 8pm to 8am and checked out key...