It is bizarre to me, that the same substance can produce one of the best AND one of the worst smells in the entire universe.

Last night, while watching the Olympics Closing Ceremony, I came up with the best idea ever, which I have drawn up to share with you all. T...

I hate high fiving. A lot. High fiving humans... I will high five the shit out of animals. Except birds, fuck birds, but I will high ...

Everyone in my family is pretty damned funny.  My sister likes to start traditions in our family, and 14 years ago, shortly before she had ...

My family has a stalker.  I didn't realize that my internet fame would cause me problems this quickly.  I figured maybe, at some point, ...

I've become convinced, over the years, that my parents were enrolled in some sort of incentive program with the US Government or possibl...

I'd like to talk for a moment about one of the most terrifyingly unsettling members of our society.  As usual, it is a commercial that r...

My family (and I, obviously) lived in Southern California when I was a wee one. Occasionally we would take trips up into the mountains betwe...

This is going to be an obscenity laden rant regarding something about which I am impassioned. In not so fancy terms, OMG PISSED! So, I had...

So, uh, I know I have said that I live in Montana, but I have also indicated that I am not originally from here. I am, in fact, from Florida...

Montana, I would like to pay you taxes on all of our income, but you won't give me any information ANYWHERE on your website on where to ...

It’s been a while, but Monster Math is back and it's coming to get you, Martha!  Today, we will be battling the number apocalypse with :...

There is a nightly ritual in my house. It goes like this: Me (yelled throughout house): TAKING A SHOWER!!! Family (yelled back through ho...

One of the worst Hanukkah gifts I ever got was this weird lump of a cat figurine.  I believe it was made of wood, possibly stone, and it was...

I've been meaning to tell you,   I've got this feelin' that won't subside. I look at you and I fantasize.   You're mine ...

There is a group on Facebook called something like, " When I was a kid, I used to talk into the fan to hear my robot voice." I spe...