On the second night of Hanukkah, your Cheeseblarg gives to you: A random object that's been made real! Once upon a time, I wrot...

(there is a video here, RSS subscribers) I used to have two Siberian dwarf hamsters just like these when I was in college. My boyfrien...

I hate high fiving. A lot. High fiving humans... I will high five the shit out of animals. Except birds, fuck birds, but I will high ...

Sorry, too busy picking lentils out of the fireplace to make a substantial post today.  I'd like to know where those helpful mice are,...

I can't be entirely sure that hamsters are not aliens.