I am sure you have all seen the hilarious sign that reads: "Please don't leave drinks unattended [the cat's an asshole]!...

My hands are uncooperative today.  Earlier today, I dropped my Kindle on my face while reading, giving myself a fat lip (though, as...

What with my trip tomorrow, I have been perusing the TSA website for potential lulz, and by potential lulz, I mean for lists of things that...

My husband is vacuuming in our bedroom, where I am, and while I appreciate that there will be less debris on the floor from my favorite blan...

I'm absolutely in love with the St. Louis Arch.  Of course, like most of the objects of my affection, it is totally uninterested in me, ...

I learned today, while sitting in front of my computer, that I do not have the ability to eat a chicken soft taco using only one hand.

I often say that I wish that dinner would make itself for me, but no.  No.... if I came out, and food was actually making itself, the last t...

HEY! HEY GUISE!!! This is my 100th post! OMG!!! I started this blarg in November because I wanted to bitch about my computer's touchpad....

I've spent my day cooking a ridiculous amount of food for my family for the Super Bowl.  We don't follow any teams, especially since...