What better way to say I love you than with the gift of social justice? Or political anger? I give you Cheeseblarg's 2017 Valentines. ...

My best friend of 14 years died in November. She was hilarious and smart and beautiful and a fantastic writer and it's really hard livi...

Fifteen years ago tonight, after our second date, my husband told me he was in love with me and asked me to be his girlfriend. That sounds ...

Approximately 2 weeks ago, some version of this conversation happened: I also informed the awesome Dr. Pants that I am terrible at ...

I knew ordering "Swords Daily" was a bad idea.

I am super proud and happy to officially report that our first ever Cheeseblarg exchange was a great success. I tried to plan in case o...

(excerpt from chat conversation) So I had an idea, while in the shower last night... bathtub maybe... In water Not that it really mate...

Fuck this moping shit. This needs to be the year of the JRose. I mean, last year I also declared it the year of the JRose (actually it was t...

Tomorrow is my husband's 44th birthday.  I want to share with you the story of how I almost lost my husband two years ago to celebrate s...

This month's limited edition sticker is dedicated to my husband, who turns 44 on August 22nd.  Triangular nosed squeakers (aka squirrels...

Dear Steve Buscemi, I love you, a lot. Please be mine. Here, I have painted you in a somber blue hue to express my sadness that you don...

I'm absolutely in love with the St. Louis Arch.  Of course, like most of the objects of my affection, it is totally uninterested in me, ...

I just watched Star Wars this morning and I was reminded of the following: OMG, I LOVE R2D2! Yup, that's it.  And yes, I did fall ...

Around midnight, back in 1996, I went down to my friend, Norweiner's, single room in the basement of our dorm at the University of Flori...

Thank you, to all of you who comment on and share my blarg posts. It means a whole lot to me... more than seems reasonable, actually.  For r...

The cheeseblarg animals have some Valentine's cards for you.  They told me what to write, so blame them, not me.  Feel free to share the...

I've spent my day cooking a ridiculous amount of food for my family for the Super Bowl.  We don't follow any teams, especially since...

My husband is terrible at gift-giving holidays. He is very sweet and loves me more than I ever thought a boy would, is glad to give me money...

I would like to say thank you for following me. (Thank you for following me) Because of a single (amazing) link, I went from 15 followers ...