Fifteen years ago tonight, after our second date, my husband told me he was in love with me and asked me to be his girlfriend. That sounds ...

A (n unfortunately true) Cautionary Tale And in case you can't read my chicken scratch: Remember that time in high sch...

There are many things I have learned in life, the hard way, and I thought I would use my stupid mistakes as examples to help all of you, in...

Hey, mom and dad, you might want to skip this one… Yesterday, I was in the gift shop in St. Regis, Montana, which is one of my regular st...

While writing my post about Suffering Magnets, I came to the realization that I may be a One-Upper. You know, those people who tell you s...

Dearest parents (especially mother), you should either not read this or, if you insist upon doing so, you should take a lot of illicit date...

The summer before my 10th grade year, I met my first boyfriend, Evil Mike*, over the phone while at my friend Veronica’s house.  Because I ...

Shark week has been near and dear to my heart since the first time I watched it, the summer before my 11th grade year.  As I've watched...

As a kid, I was obsessed with Double Dare, and when I say “as a kid,” I mean,  I was in high school and was WAY too old  to be interested in...

One of my favorite memories with my dad is also one of my favorite nerd memories- the moment I realized that advanced math has real life app...

Today, I would like to talk about another of my great hatreds. When I first moved in with my husband, who was then my boyfriend, we lived ...

My mom convinced me, one year in high school, that orange was just as suitable for St. Patrick's Day as green was.  Something about cath...

HEY! HEY GUISE!!! This is my 100th post! OMG!!! I started this blarg in November because I wanted to bitch about my computer's touchpad....

Around midnight, back in 1996, I went down to my friend, Norweiner's, single room in the basement of our dorm at the University of Flori...