I am extremely mad at outlines, because I am fairly certain they are the only reason why my spell checker doesn't mark lower case ...

I couldn't be bothered to put on pants today to leave the house. I don't mean I went out buck-assed naked on the bottom half, I j...

Sometimes, really cheerful people say really inanely stupid things when they should probably not talk.

I'm really not cute.  I know that I draw cute stuff, and it is all adorable and shit, but seriously, I don't know where it comes fr...

Sometimes I need to vent.  Especially when I have oil burns on my neck and  face.

I feel like this fortune cookie from my delicious lunch is mocking me... Yes, "you should," right, Cookie? If only you weren...