I don't buy into the whole, "If it's free, you can't complain" dogma.  My lungs are free, came with the package, ...

My family has a stalker.  I didn't realize that my internet fame would cause me problems this quickly.  I figured maybe, at some point, ...

It's Passover, which means, it is time for Matzo-related injuries.  If you've never had Matzo, let me clue you in... it is some stab...

It has been pointed out to me that I am strange in my habit of reading comments on other people's postings.  I do this for pieces of art...

Every once in a while, I become convinced that I am going to win the lottery so I begin detailed plans for investments and other extravagant...

The cheeseblarg animals have some Valentine's cards for you.  They told me what to write, so blame them, not me.  Feel free to share the...

I've been accused of being pessimistic before, and I really don't think that I am.  I always hope for the best, I believe good thing...

I find one of the most disappointing thing about celebrities on social media is that the majority of them ignore the majority of us.  I unde...

Although I am awesome at being funny and drawing, I think I would make a great detective. I am very good at deductive logic, researching, an...