Happy New Year's Eve Eve, Cheeseblargians! I wish you all a happy and prosperous new year, with all of the LOLs and NOMs and UNFs you...

When I was in college, I took Russian to fulfill my foreign language requirement.  In fact, my college transcripts say that I attended ...

Oh yeah, because I am going blind from all the floaters in my eyes, and the flashy things.  I'm still not okay with it. If they...

During my trip to New York, one of my ticky list items was to find a good Indian restaurant and gorge myself on delicious spicy delicacies....

Fuck this moping shit. This needs to be the year of the JRose. I mean, last year I also declared it the year of the JRose (actually it was t...

I know that a lot of people have trouble figuring out whether to use "I" or "me" when referring to one's self and s...

Last night I got a bacon cheeseball for Hanukkah. It wasn't real bacon at least, but it was a cheeseball, that was wrapped in wrapping p...

I've finished another from the Cheeseblarg Takes Manhattan series just last night and started on the last planned piece. Here it is. And...

I don't know.  I've been writing for a month straight, shy of a day.  I've run out of things to say.  I got ice cream for l...

I'm super excited.  I went to lunch today at our local Chinese buffet and my fortune cookie gave me great news: The project you have...

The bad news: Despite all the wonderful people willing to back me with a total of $974 (plus $40 more sent directly to me) and the news st...

I'm sure I'll get the hang of it eventually, but in the meantime the sentiment holds.

Hey! Hey guys! In exactly ONE MONTH, guess what!!! No... guess again. . . . Damn it, fine. IT WILL BE MY BIRTHDAY!!! I wanted to ...