I hope you have enjoyed this year's Hanukkah. Mine hasn't sucked terribly, and I have actually gotten quite a few useful things (wh...

It seems some of you guys really like my "CRAP!" So tonight, you get more of it. Page 2 of CRAP! is here for your reading pleasur...

Don't worry,  no matter what, the art I promised shall be delivered. After much consideration, I suspect the thie...

I've learned from my trip here that all of the toilet paper in New York City is made from sadness and crushed dreams. Really, I thi...

Reserve toilet paper should never be stored anywhere but within arm's reach of the toilet. Really. With that said, I spend an absurd ...