A (n unfortunately true) Cautionary Tale And in case you can't read my chicken scratch: Remember that time in high sch...

I took my husband out on a date today because I tried to take him on a date yesterday only to find the restaurant we wanted to go to didn...

While writing my post about Suffering Magnets, I came to the realization that I may be a One-Upper. You know, those people who tell you s...

Does everyone have these people? The ones who pop up when you are really upset and end up making everything SO MUCH WORSE? ...

So... okay, my colonoscopy was awful, and it was an anomaly*, I know, because I have a super liver (still) that filters medications out of m...

Here I go being political again. If you think that we would be better off if the government controlled the lives of women, reading this wil...

This is REALLY how I view the Super Bowl every year.  I don't hate football, but I do love eating ridiculous foods that I only feel just...

Yesterday, after 4 years of being in Montana, I broke my falling on ice virginity. It was almost as traumatic as losing the other virginity...

The ghost of a tuna fish tried to kill me last night while I slept. Most people think of acid reflux as a minor annoyance, and while...

Sometimes, really cheerful people say really inanely stupid things when they should probably not talk.

I came to a terrible realization today. Hanging out at my friend's house, we keep lamenting that the neighbors are ALWAYS barbecuing a...

I have a lot of problems with those fuzzy captchas that are quite popular on website these days. It is so difficult for me to read them, eve...

I'd like to talk for a moment about one of the most terrifyingly unsettling members of our society.  As usual, it is a commercial that r...

I, now, am both afraid of telling you guys things about me that are "controversial," since I lost at least 6 followers for reveali...

Sometimes, I get the feeling that I am part moth.  I usually get this feeling when my retinas are being burned because there is an uncovered...

I've mentioned before that I am utterly uncool and play games on Facebook for entertainment. Growing up, we watched a lot of Family Feu...

My mom received a phone call at seven this morning. "Hello, Grandma [name redacted]?" and he proceeded to tell her that he and hi...

It's been brought to my attention that saying "See you next year!" when parting with someone over the New Year's weekend i...