Approximately 2 weeks ago, some version of this conversation happened: I also informed the awesome Dr. Pants that I am terrible at ...

After watching my mother try to rape the Redbox Kiosk with the movies she was returning for me, because I have my nephew's cold and did...

I have a lot of problems with those fuzzy captchas that are quite popular on website these days. It is so difficult for me to read them, eve...

When my nephew grows up, he told me, he would like a dog that makes robots for him while he is at work so that he just has to check them and...

This is going to be an obscenity laden rant regarding something about which I am impassioned. In not so fancy terms, OMG PISSED! So, I had...

I would never make it as a robot because I cannot stand my hands smelling like metal.

There is a group on Facebook called something like, " When I was a kid, I used to talk into the fan to hear my robot voice." I spe...