JRose took the advice of her readers and took a muscle relaxer, which is why she has only been awake for three hours today. As a result, she has nothing to write about and her neck/shoulder still hurt but she had a dream that a cop named Ron Rodney pulled her over for going 75 in a 77 mph zone, after she got in a shouting argument with a woman working at a Hungry Howie's Pizzas and Subs shop for being less than nice while giving her mom a pizza.
She thinks it might be the muscle relaxer that is also making her talk about herself in third person.
Don't do drugs. At least muscle relaxers. They make you not want to draw, and taxidermed horned creatures will judge you.
@Gia- I took one the night before last, and this afternoon. I managed to make dinner (by stealing my mother's back brace), thought I was quite tired while doing it and overcooked a bunch of stuff. =P
Those are VerY sTrange looKing milK coWs (I made all the antler/horn looking letters be uppercase just for your enjoyment. Hope you are feeeling better. Just for the record, I didn't tell ya to take any muscle relaxers. I just wrote a reaaally dumb joke for you this very very minute, inspired by your picture. No, its a riddle, sorry. What do deer drink when they party?.............. Elk-a-hol !!!!
Actually, JRose, I really have to admire your dedication to NaBlaPoMo... even if it isn't your drawings... It's still funny (then again, I've always found referring to oneself in third person makes everything funnier). Hope you feel better soon!
Also, @esbboston -- I totally laughed at your riddle. I'll have to tell my hunting-fishing-outdoorsman uncle that one. :-)
Oh, JRose. Feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteSo what happened with dinner? Chinese food takeout?
ReplyDelete@Gia- I took one the night before last, and this afternoon. I managed to make dinner (by stealing my mother's back brace), thought I was quite tired while doing it and overcooked a bunch of stuff. =P
ReplyDeleteThose are VerY sTrange looKing milK coWs (I made all the antler/horn looking letters be uppercase just for your enjoyment. Hope you are feeeling better. Just for the record, I didn't tell ya to take any muscle relaxers. I just wrote a reaaally dumb joke for you this very very minute, inspired by your picture. No, its a riddle, sorry. What do deer drink when they party?.............. Elk-a-hol !!!!
ReplyDeleteeep! when even the muscle relaxers don't work on the pain, that's a little bothersome! feel better soon!!
ReplyDeleteActually, JRose, I really have to admire your dedication to NaBlaPoMo... even if it isn't your drawings... It's still funny (then again, I've always found referring to oneself in third person makes everything funnier).
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better soon!
Also, @esbboston -- I totally laughed at your riddle. I'll have to tell my hunting-fishing-outdoorsman uncle that one. :-)
@Kate- I am super dedicated. And it was my photograph at least that I took specifically to share with you guys.
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