It's a Trap!

I was reading an article on how to succeed at blarging, and apparently, it is my failure to "get a celebrity" that is holding me back.

I am assuming, at this point, that there is some secret to "getting a celebrity" that is being purposefully hidden from me, because celebrity endorsement is motherfucking elusive. Or more likely, it will take something enticing like... money, or... something of some sort of value to get acknowledged, because offerings of llama drawings have, thus far, been summarily ignored, as have portrait paintings and obnoxious @ messages on twitter.


I'm thinking that I should build some sort of celebrity trap, which makes me sound a bit like a serial killer, but I promise, I don't want to harm them... I would just chain them up for a fortnight and make them tweet links to my hilarious posts at which point I would let them go, if they promised not to press charges.

I just have to work out a) how to get celebrities to come to Montana, and b) what kind of bait I should use.

If you know a celebrity, send them my way...but if you link them to this post, tell them I was joking about the bear trap... and the new car.

Accio Butterbeer!

Today, from the kitchens of Hogwarts, we have Hannah Hart of youtube's "My Drunk Kitchen" making Pumpkin Pasties, to continue our Harry Potter "Cool Kids I Wish Would Pay Attention To Me" series.  

And I know that butter beer is not alcoholic to wizards, but it has the word beer in it, and she does My Drunk Kitchen, and I could have done Firewhiskey, but I want this to be accessible to all Harry Potter fans, instead of just being a book snob, and they don't really go over the harder drinks in the movies, so just go with it. Plus, so much easier to draw recognizable beer. 

Don't know Hannah Hart?  Never watched her on youtube?  Here she is making tacos.  As always, not appropriate for kids and hilariously foul language! Enjoy!

And if she wanted to be my best friend now, that would be okay.