You have to light the candles every nights or you CAN'T have your GIFTS!
(open the present by clicking on the next line or scrolling, motherlicker)
I hope that this brings you joy for the rest of your life. I kid not. It is one of my favorite British humor bits of all time, which comes from the show "The Mighty Boosh."
I give you:
And if you liked that, this is a great bit from them too!