Monday, April 9, 2012

Matzo, Matzo, Meme.

It's Passover again, and my insides are enjoying the therapeutic effects of matzo. I have managed not to hurt myself with it this year, so far.  For those of you have never eaten matzo, beyond it being stabby, like I covered last year, it is exceptionally bland. This is most likely because it is made of flour and water, only. No salt, no happiness, just 40 years of suffering compacted into one 8 inch square.

And yet, I love it... if, and only if, it is covered COMPLETELY with something delicious, like butter. And I mean completely.  There can not be a centimeter that is not completely slathered because then, it tastes just like matzo, and matzo, it doesn't taste very good.


8 comments:

  1. Ugh, My mother in law eats it the same way. It grosses me out the amount of butter this woman piles on top of the matzo. I'd rather have peanut butter or nutella on top. (But I can't eat them anymore unless someone makes them with gluten free flour).

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    1. Peanut butter is woefully not kosher for Passover.

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    2. Oh I didn't realize. My family isn't Jewish, we just eat Matzos whenever passover comes along and we can buy them in the store.

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  2. Oh man I totally eat Matzo plain. Or dipped in hot chocolate.

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    1. OMG, Did you lose your taste buds in an industrial accident? D=

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  3. Ha! I need to try more matzo. I like bread and breadlike things.

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  4. > salty water
    >nutella

    >butter and scrambled eggs
    >white cheese and scrambled eggs


    good shit.

    לא שאני באמת שומרת כשרות. כופרת מגעילה שכמותי :)

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