I was planning on writing something so entertaining today that people would have DIED laughing, but I'm hella tired and I went to the doctor today and peed on my own hand, so the death by laughter will have to wait.
Here are the events leading up to my awesome day:
And... I'll find out in two days what the hell my jerk pee maker's problem is. In the meantime, thank goodness for AZO and cranberry juice.
I too have felt this way...
ReplyDeleteTechnically, it's your jerk pee holder. Your kidneys are your jerk pee makers.
ReplyDeleteYour husband wasn't doing the old "hand in warm water trick", was he? The doctor probably didn't ask that.
@Alan, I think it is the whole pee system that is acting up. Seeing as my bladder was full all TEN times I woke up to pee, my kidneys are currently grounded too.
ReplyDeleteAnother laugh out loud moment!
ReplyDeleteYou want I should take it out back? Show it how to treat a lady?
ReplyDeleteI may not have died laughing, but my sides hurt, so does that count for something?
ReplyDeleteActually, my previous comment was just to ensure that if you Google "my jerk pee maker" you get to Cheeseblarg, not some site about renal failure in dogs.
ReplyDeleteMission accomplished.
I'm awake at 4 in the night with nearly the same probem but pur some freaking serious pain and the inevitable kidney infection looming on the horizon on top of that -.-
ReplyDeleteI think we have the affliction in common... my kidneys hate me. They like to a dance on my bladder then just harm me. Here is the staple I keep on hand to help me between onset and doctor:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cystex.com/Pages/CystexHome_v3
its the shit. Since the advent of the liquid, I don't even bother with the pills anymore :)
sorry you don't feel well.
I love how one of the tags for this is "actual conversations." XD
ReplyDeleteUgh. Sounds like a bladder infection. Those are the worst! Hope you feel better soon.
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