I am extremely mad at outlines, because I am fairly certain they are the only reason why my spell checker doesn't mark lower case "I"s as incorrect.
I will now outline all the reasons that outlines should go fuck themselves.
"Why Outlines Should Go Fuck Themselves"
I. They make me look stupid when I accidentally type "i" instead of "I" when typing quickly.
A. I am not dumb
i. I have a college degree.
ii. I graduated 8th in my high school class with a grade point average of 3.919.
iii. I use big words and stuff.
B. I should get kudos for typing quickly, instead of looking foolish.
i. I learned to touch type by chatting for hours on end, which makes me cool.
ii. I use more than one finger per hand to type, and am the only person in my household to do so.
iii. I can type in the dark and while watching reality TV shows.
II.New outlines don't even use roman numeral support lists anymore.
A. Apparently, kids today can't handle roman numerals.
i. They're not being forced to conform to the stupid standards that we were, which is kinda unfair.
ii. If I had to do that shit, they should have to also.
B. Spell Checkers are totally out of date.
i. In addition to not marking lower case "I"s as incorrect since Arabic numbers are now the
standard, they don't know the word Wasabi.
1.Or internet. . .
a. But they do know the word shillelagh.
III. Conclusion.
A. Outlines and Spell Checkers are acting in collusion to screw up my ability to look like the smarty pants I am.
i. They should go fuck themselves, as a result.
