WTQ!?

I asked my nephew what I should write about today in my blarg, and after asking me what my blarg was, he narrated the following story.  He assured me it is an original, so if it is not... blame the five year old for the copyright infringement.

Once, there was a goose

and he walked into a truck while he wasn't paying attention

And the truck kept driving

And the duck kept walking. . .

(Wait, I thought you said it was a goose... It was a goose that turned INTO a duck... Alright...)

And he said 'What the quack is going on!?"

That silly goose!

The end.

Giggling he told me assuredly "That will make them laugh!"  And I'm pretty sure he was right.  It made me laugh at least.

(It was specified that it was a red goose/duck and a blue green truck, for the record.  Clearly important parts of the story!)