Now, I know I said that the purpose of NFTI is to illustrate bland posts, but this one was too good and entertaining not to illustrate. And after searching for 'platypus' and finding this, I asked the tweeter if it was original. He assured me it was and let me know that he had posted a list of other scenarios I could illustrate as well, and I might just take him up on it.
Here, from Hunter (@hsqrdcreative) :
"Ok, I get what you're saying but, what if...the platypus had a monocle? Eh?"