Saturday, November 13, 2010

Narwhal Detective Agency

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Although I am awesome at being funny and drawing, I think I would make a great detective. I am very good at deductive logic, researching, and have a vast library of stored knowledge in my noggin. Plus, I look great in a trench coat and hat.  I mean, all a private detective is, really, is just a stalker who gets paid, so I should be awesome at it.

I guess I could be a personal online assistant, or a library research assistant although the wardrobe isn't as exciting.  I'm just really good at finding things online, so I figure either I have amazing researching skills, or everyone close to me is totally inept at googling.


Interesting fact: Narwhals have no teeth.  I just learned that by researching it.  See, awesome detective.
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3 comments:

  1. EdenApril 8, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    Wrong! See the big horn on the narwhal? That, my friend, is a tooth. Maybe narwhals don't have regular teeth, but the horny thing is, as a matter of fact, a tooth. (Trust me, I'm a big nerd myself.)

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  2. JRoseApril 9, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    Yes, tusky horn grows in vicinity of mouth. So we are both correct, they have tooth, but not teeth!

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  3. KimApril 21, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    I'd be pissed with no teeth. It must make chewing tasty, tasty chicken very difficult.

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