Monday, November 22, 2010

Troubling Turkey Trends

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For some reason, I am completely scandalized at the growing trend I am seeing of people celebrating Thanksgiving early.  I've no idea why it should matter to me, but damn it, Thanksgiving is on THURSDAY!  How dare these people make a completely arbitrary holiday fit their schedule!?
Inconveniencing people is one of the greatest parts of the holidays!


For instance, last year, I wouldn't allow anyone to eat unless they drew a suitable "hand turkey" first.

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2 comments:

  1. UnknownNovember 22, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    There is already a radio station here playing nothing but Christmas music. Now THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!

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  2. KimNovember 22, 2010 at 7:07 PM

    But Bruce, Christmas is ONLY 33 days away!!!

    Seriously though, my boss at work is already getting Christmas decor out... it's ridonkulous.

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