Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Helpful Holiday Tip #1

When carrying a large stack of packages through doors, especially the narrow, uneven doors of an old house, avoid crushing your own larynx with said packages by hitting the stack into the door jamb and ramming the uppermost boxes into your throat.

You wouldn't think it, but it is exceptionally unpleasant and can scare the other people in the house when you stagger around frantically with a large stack of packages making weird honking choking noises.

Not that I know from experience... *cough*


  1. It's also good to not ram yourself in the gut with packages especially when the bottom one is really heavy and then proceeds to smash your pinky toe...making it look even more like a penis than it already does.


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