I think I would like a pet goat, but seeing as I live in the middle of the city and... in a condo, it is probably not feasible. Of course, I could just tell people it was a dog and then get really irrational and angry with them when they tried to point out that that was not the case so they would leave it alone.
I imagine it would go something like this:
Me, happily walking along with pet goat.
Neighbor: You can't have a goat.
Me: It's not a goat, it's a dog.
Neighbor: It has horns...
Me: IT'S NOT A GOAT! IT CAN'T HELP IT HAS HORNS! YOU HAVE HORNS!!!!
Neighbor, retreats inside.
Goat and I high-five.
Awe. Some. I love my dog, but my sister is like you and wants a goat (or several). So far common sense has prevailed in that she just has enough to deal with. I'm still waiting for the inevidible phone call though. Goats are cute.
Hmmm, do they make goat diapers? Otherwise, Awesome idea. We had goats when I was a kid because my brother was allergic to cows milk. The nanny goat had twins, they were so much fun.
Awe. Some. I love my dog, but my sister is like you and wants a goat (or several). So far common sense has prevailed in that she just has enough to deal with. I'm still waiting for the inevidible phone call though. Goats are cute.
ReplyDeleteI want to high-five a goat now.
ReplyDeleteAnd as long as it has a collar and lead, it's a dog, right?
The Nazis who run our neighborhood won't let me or my family have "livestock". And we live in Idaho. Jerks.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, do they make goat diapers? Otherwise, Awesome idea. We had goats when I was a kid because my brother was allergic to cows milk. The nanny goat had twins, they were so much fun.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! You MUST get a goat! High-fiving animals is the best!!!
ReplyDeleteI love the fact that Amanda (comment before last - above here - LOOK UP) said she had a goat when she was a kid ....... kinda adds up really!
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