and he walked into a truck while he wasn't paying attention
And the truck kept driving
And the duck kept walking. . .
(Wait, I thought you said it was a goose... It was a goose that turned INTO a duck... Alright...)
And he said 'What the quack is going on!?"
That silly goose!
Giggling he told me assuredly "That will make them laugh!" And I'm pretty sure he was right. It made me laugh at least.
(It was specified that it was a red goose/duck and a blue green truck, for the record. Clearly important parts of the story!)