Now that they make clothing with screen printed tags in them, standard, I find myself very angry with all of my old clothes. It is barbaric, being stuck in the neck by a scratchy tag all the time. In my moments of anger, it seems like the only way to address the problem is with FIRE!
At the group home I used to work at, we had to cut the tags off of every boy's shirt because their autistic tendencies would make the irritation of the tags unbearable. It never occurred to me to just set them all on fire. I am not sure if that is what you are endorsing here, though.
If you *do* actually light your clothing on fire like that (accidentally or with intent), just yell "FLAME ON!" before screaming or jumping into water or whatever.
It will save you a couple of seconds of embarrassment and give you some big-time cred with the Marvel nerds.
At the group home I used to work at, we had to cut the tags off of every boy's shirt because their autistic tendencies would make the irritation of the tags unbearable.
ReplyDeleteIt never occurred to me to just set them all on fire.
I am not sure if that is what you are endorsing here, though.
Yes, fire is the only logical solution!
ReplyDeleteMy fiance cuts all the tags off... but it makes it hard to figure out what is dry clean only and what isn't... Oh well
ReplyDeleteIf you *do* actually light your clothing on fire like that (accidentally or with intent), just yell "FLAME ON!" before screaming or jumping into water or whatever.
ReplyDeleteIt will save you a couple of seconds of embarrassment and give you some big-time cred with the Marvel nerds.
This adds a whole new twist on spontaneous combustion of humans, getting their clothes involved.
ReplyDeleteI Love this it cracked me up LOL
ReplyDeleteToo funny I violently rip those tags out
You know, not to be the only sane man in the room, but a seam ripper comes in handy.....
ReplyDeleteBut then you don't have the instructions to the shirt! I also cannot afford a seam ripper.
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