Many years ago, I made a resolution not to make any more resolutions, and I've stuck to it since. It is a shame, because I am really good at sticking to resolutions. For example, I resolved, after breaking up with Evil Mike never to date anyone, ever again, who I did not find at least reasonably attractive upon first seeing them. That worked out well for me since my husband is pretty cute.
I think if I were to make resolutions, it would only be right for them to be ridiculous and super easy. Like:
I resolve to annoy celebrities on twitter until one of them finally acknowledges me as awesome OR blocks me.
Resolving not to do things seems like a drag. I have enough opportunities to be disappointed in myself naturally (still neurotic), I don't need to manufacture any more that I then declare publicly, giving other people the opportunity to be disappointed in me too. I think if you are gonna set up rules for yourself, they should make you happy, not miserable. So if you are still into resolving stuff, go easy on yourself, and please consider making at least one funny/easy resolution so you can feel like a success and add some laughter to your life... and then tell me about it so I can laugh too.
And hey, because I am a nerd and can't help myself, SEE YOU NEXT YEAR! =P