No one can agree on what REAL men are supposed to like. I have an opinion though, which I voiced on this facebook post.
It's not what's on the inside that counts, your insides are squishy and mostly full of poop. It is your attitude, and your face, and your body, and your sense of humor, and all of that, is on the outside, because that is where you present it, and people should like your outside, even if it is lumpy or has wrinkles, or if your left eye likes to drift to the side when you aren't focusing, or if you make jokes that people don't always get.
Your body is where you live and keep all your thoughts, and people who like you should like it just how it is, damn it.
Also, seriously, serial killers, I'm not joking.
I love that line, "I'm going to wear your guts like a glorious robe"! So funny!
ReplyDeleteIt's funny, cause it's true! ;D
DeleteGod I love this post so much! I was laughing so hard that my husband looked at me funny, so I had to read it to him. He then reassured me he loved me for me, but didn't make any promises not to wear my guts as a robe ^_^
ReplyDeleteMe gusta :D Me gusta mucho
ReplyDeleteHahhaha. Zombies would probably love you for your insides.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! This is so funny I might die. "...as long as they don't want to touch it or remove it from my body because that is NOT OKAY!"
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to get over the giggle fits from that for a long, long time.
Please don't die. I will try to be less funny!
DeleteI had a professor in college that used to talk about potatoes and gravy. The meat of a woman, the part that lasts is who she is, what she stands for, her personality. That's the substance that must be there for a relationship to last. It's the potatoes.
ReplyDeleteThe face and body is the gravy. Everybody wants the gravy and gravy is good, but without the potatoes, it just isn't enough.
Yes, but people need to like the lumpy gravy also. :)
DeleteI love this so much. So many sayings are so insane and frankly insulting.
ReplyDelete"It's not what's on the inside that counts, your insides are squishy and mostly full of poop."
ReplyDeleteThis is the truth that I see every day in my job...thanks for making it hit home. lol.
I think your Serial Killer might live in Reno. I'm pretty sure we went out on a date. Or talked on the phone like we were going to. He looks like several people I know...
ReplyDelete*whispers* I modeled it after one of my husband's very cute friends. He was the best man at our wedding and I hope if he sees this he has a good humor about me making him a serial killer.
DeleteThe perfect song to accompany this post:
ReplyDelete"I've got you, under my skin..."
Hilariously funny! My insides are really squishy...
ReplyDeleteMy insides are squishy too, especially around the belly area. One day they will be rock hard, though.
ReplyDeleteLol, this is so true - and you've presented the facts in a very funny and "digestible".
ReplyDeleteI feel like this post fits reeeaaaally well with the zombie one.
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