Saturday, October 12, 2013

This is the title, bitch!

I started watching Breaking Bad on Netflix, finally, during my birthday trip last week. I admit, I was being a wiener not wanting to watch it, because shows/movies about drugs annoy me, but when I heard that everyone was super stoked with the ending (which none of you will spoil for me, under threat of needle felting urethras), I figured I should stop being such a butthole and just watch it. After one episode, I was totally hooked... like a meth head.

So, I got home and my husband wants me to wait and watch the show with him. Or rewatch... since he has seen at least 3 seasons, perhaps more, which I have not, but there are two problems:

a.) He keeps spoiling shit seconds before it happens, as in, "Oh yeah, I remember, this is where the monkey takes all the meth.*"

b.) He also suffers from TV induced narcolepsy, so he keeps falling asleep 3/4 into each episode we watch and then I can't watch 10 in a row, and it is really frustrating.**

*As far as I know, there is no monkey using meth in the series, I just tried to make up something that doesn't seem like it will happen... if I have spoiled a meth monkey plot unwittingly, I am sorry.

** Perhaps we should get him some meth so I can watch as much as I'd like in a day (That was a joke, DEA, please don't come here, I make jokes for a living).

1 comment:

  1. Hmmm, this sounds a lot like what happens in my house only I would be in your husbands shoes….


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