Happy Hump(back Whale) Day!

I've been thinking of taking some scheduled days off until I reach 100 followers... or until I feel less like poop... or maybe not. Don't know. But I do know that there have not been nearly enough whales on this here blarg, so I plan to remedy that.

I should probably complain to this toy company and inform them that humpback whales do not have big honkin' dorsal fins, but alas, I don't speak Chinese. Maybe it is just a growth. I shouldn't make a big deal of it, it might make the whale self-conscious, as if being body-slammed by Hulk Hogan wasn't bad enough.

Mr. Zombie Goes Shopping

To celebrate my continuing illness but unfortunate need to leave the house for such silliness as food, soap, and medication, I give you a fun filled shopping trip featuring Mr. Zombie:

It is only appropriate that Mr. Zombie should visit our local Walmart Super Center.  He should blend right in.

Welcome to ZombieMart!

Let's see, what's on the shopping list for today...

Ahh, imagine that.

Well, let's get shopping...

Brainz, brainz, brainz...

That's right, Mr. Zombie, let's find some brains.

Brainz?

No, not brains.

BRAINZ?

Not this time, Mr. Zombie, keep looking...

BRAINZ!?

Close enough, Mr. Zombie, close enough!