Today, while enjoying lunch with my nephew after picking him up from preschool, we were introduced to royalty. It is obvious that my nephew doesn't have the same aversion as I do to personifying food, because after carefully considering, he picked up one of his mini-corndogs, decreed it "King of the Corndogs" because it was the longest in the order.. and then he promptly ate it, with no remorse at all.
RIP King of the Corndogs - It was a short reign. You were delicious.
You would not like me when I eat Animal Crackers, then. Muwahaha!
ReplyDeleteOh, animal crackers are asking for it.
ReplyDeleteYes, with their smug little animal cracker grins...biting their heads off gives me great happiness.
ReplyDeleteAND WHY WOULD ANYONE EAT THE KING CORNDOG?!
Or any corndog, really...
animal crackers, gummi bears, gummi worms and such are on the ok to be nommed like a carnivore list for our house.
ReplyDeleteAnything else tends to be fair game too though, grilled cheese after several bites ends up looking like an elephant....*Chomp!*
ahahah true.
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite post so far...I belly laughed at this one.
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