Sometime earlier this year, I promised on Twitter that there would be a Cheeseblarg Pizza Party to celebrate when we got to 1400 subscribers and yesterday, thanks to me becoming part of Oh Noa's "League of Funny Bitches," we exceeded that amount... so, YAY! Pizza party!
Unfortunately, I can't eat tomato sauce any more, or pizza dough, so, CREATIVITY!
I started with frozen biscuit that I thawed and rolled out to work as crusts... looked through my fridge and realized I also had no mozzarella. EVEN MORE CREATIVITY!
So I made a Llama Ham and Swiss (with honey mustard as sauce), a Mushroom Llama with Carrot Alfredo sauce, and a Bacon Mushroom Narwhal (also with carrot alfredo sauce, which is a great addition to alfredo sauce when trying to get more veggies into your belly).
Unfortunately, I can't eat tomato sauce any more, or pizza dough, so, CREATIVITY!
I started with frozen biscuit that I thawed and rolled out to work as crusts... looked through my fridge and realized I also had no mozzarella. EVEN MORE CREATIVITY!
So I made a Llama Ham and Swiss (with honey mustard as sauce), a Mushroom Llama with Carrot Alfredo sauce, and a Bacon Mushroom Narwhal (also with carrot alfredo sauce, which is a great addition to alfredo sauce when trying to get more veggies into your belly).
What I end up with was the following:
Good, hammy, thumbs up.
Uh, that llama looks a little ill...
Total Narwhal Annihilation.
I'm telling you, narwhals always have to be complete assholes.
I'm eating his face first.
Hahahahahahahaha I love you giving the narwhal the finger.
ReplyDeleteHooray for 1400 followers/subscribers/minion/blargians!
Congrats on your milestone, JRose! Here's to many more years of giving food the finger!
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