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Sunday, March 20, 2016

Terrible Product Ideas - New Soda Flavor

When I come home from grocery shopping, I tell my husband all of the new and wonderful products I've found/bought during that day's shopping trip. I was having a brain fog day where words are hard to find, so I paused in the middle of describing a new treat, looking for the word I wanted and this was my husband's guess given the first word I had said. It spawned the idea for this comic/new terrible product.

same desolate desert scene as above, man in distance is a little further toward the foreground

desolate desert scene, man, sweaty and dirty stands in foreground looking around.

man, dirty and sweaty in a desert setting says, "Water, I need water!"

A view into the distance shows a barren desert with a skeleton and a backpack. Something within the backpack is shimmering.

Desert scene shows close up of skeleton and backpack, that has cans inside.

Detailed closeup of a backpack with two teal soda cans inside, a skeleton sits in the foreground.

Man in desert closes eyes, drinks from a teal can of soda. A white substance gloops from the can.

Man in desert looks alarmed, he is drinking out of a teal can that is filled with white goop.

Can design, "Cheeseblarg Ranch Soda" - teal can with Ranch Dressing design. Second can read "with Bacon!"

with plans for extra exclusive content!

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Hanukkah 2013: 8th Night- Doctor Whonukkah- The Last

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On the 8th night of Hanukkah your Cheeseblarg gives to you:

A weeping angel to creep you out.

Needle felted by me... inquire by email if you want one of your own for $75 plus shipping.

The episode "Blink" from Doctor Who is one of the greatest episodes of the series, very much so because you don't have to know much about the Whoniverse to watch the episode; it really stands alone. If you've not seen it, I highly recommend it. You can watch it on Netflix by going to Season Three- Episode 11 of the new Doctor Who series.* Again, it doesn't need much explanation, other than it helps to know that the series is about a man named The Doctor and in this season, he is played by David Tennant, so you know him when you see him.

It is almost guaranteed to make you a Whovian, so prepare yourself for great amounts of joy to come!

With that, Happy Hanukkah, and Merry Eventual Christmas! I hope your enjoyed your presents. Cheeseblarg loves you, yadda.

And since I'm not hiding things from you anymore, finally, the whole tree!

Don't forget to comment! I'll announce the winner of the Dino Ball in two days!

*There are also skeevy places to watch it on the internet in its entirety, if you're into being a criminal and whatnot.

Friday, November 29, 2013

Hanukkah 2013: 3rd Night- Ornament-O-Rama

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On the third night of Hanukkah, your Cheeseblarg gives to you:

A tree full of bitchin' ornaments!

The Ornament-O-Rama project was one of the best ideas I have had in a long time. Twenty-seven whole people sent in ornaments for the Cheeseblarg Christmas tree, plus more are on their way (which will be shared when they get here)!

Get ready, there are a bunch of pictures coming with links where you can buy or make your own! Please give these awesome Cheeseblargians an internet round of applause (and a whole lot of traffic) for all their hard work and generosity. I'm sure they would love you to pin their contributions to your Pinterest boards, too!

Thanks again, guys! And now, onto the best ornaments ever made!