Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Non-Famous Twitter Illustrations #2- Platypus Monocle

Now, I know I said that the purpose of NFTI is to illustrate bland posts, but this one was too good and entertaining not to illustrate. And after searching for 'platypus' and finding this, I asked the tweeter if it was original. He assured me it was and let me know that he had posted a list of other scenarios I could illustrate as well, and I might just take him up on it.

Here, from Hunter (@hsqrdcreative) :

"Ok, I get what you're saying but, what if...the platypus had a monocle? Eh?"



19 comments:

  1. My first reaction was: "Schultz!!!"

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  2. This question keeps me awake at night.

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  3. Then I wonder where his pocket watch is.

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  4. What do you call a pair of platypus? And does this one have an astigmatism?

    Cheers...

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  5. that would be too cute! platypi are ADORABLE.

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  6. If the platypus has a monocle, then he'd be poisonous and poor vision in one eye. He'd be the classiest animal to ever be dreamed up while high.

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  7. Poor guy can't even reach his eye with those little flippers. What if someone's playing a mean joke on him and he can see just fine? He could get a headache.

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  8. I've had trouble finding blogs that entertain me but yours certainly does. I'm a fan.

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  9. Still has more personality than that tired old twitter bird...

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  10. I did the first time you posted it... thanks. You can stop that now.

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  11. Oh, and while I am here stinkin' up the comments, thank you, everyone else for amusing me with your comments. And... some replies.

    @Anonymouse- Clearly, in his pocket.

    @Amanda- there is a surprise amount of references to Perry on twitter, regarding platypuses.

    @Phil Platypuses, or platypode... or Jim and Everett. And I don't rightly know.

    @Kim- You clearly didn't see the rest of the list. ;)

    @Trez, notice the chain he is holding under his flippery paw/armpit. Fear not!

    @FRKMNSTR Thank you! There are 5 months worth of posts for your further amusement!

    @DJ Ain't that the truth! I really ought to be hired to make weird website mascots!

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  12. I would dearly love to see a platypus with a monocle. It would probably make my day. Possibly my life.

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  13. I'll never trust ANYTHING that sweats milk! Even though their babies are ridiculously adorable. PUGGLES, FTW!

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  14. What's to say about the Elephant with the earpiece? Oh bother, the animal kingdom is taking over. *sigh

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  15. If the platypus had a monocle, I think he also ought to have a cane and top hat, a la Planter's Peanut guy. I mean, you can't go half-way with class. Balls to the wall, Mr. Classy-pus!

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  16. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gM5TjSOQ48 Sorry I don't know how to do the nifty link thing. however I figured that since I got this stuck in my head. everyone else should too!

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  17. I think he'd see better, but how's it go when he's swimming, those webbed feet aren't for tap dancing?

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