Monday, May 16, 2011

That's why you gotta drink 'em fast Harry, trust me!

While slurpees, slushies, freezes, frappacrappos, and other drinks made primarily of crushed ice and flavoring are friggen delicious and wonderful for a hot day, or for when you have a fever, I think they are indicative of how idiotic humans, as a species, can be.

 I would write more on this, and it would be really profound and brilliant, probably earning me some sort of award or book deal, but I cannot form full coherent thoughts currently because I am suffering brain freeze from drinking a delicious new Pina Colada Freeze from Taco Bell way faster than I should have, and my brain hurts.


13 comments:

  1. I've had some seriously killer brain freezes. One time it lasted for like three minutes. I thought I was dying and fully exploited the freeze to lie on the couch all day and watch movies.

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  2. i like your blogs :)
    very funny :p
    xoxo

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  3. hehe. hope you feel better soon. love your blog's new look, by the way!

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  4. Ever drink something warm after (or even just regular water) to try and balance it out? I was always so stupid that when getting an Orange Julius, I wouldn't stop drinking it even when it was killing me.

    Because I'm badass like that. I think drinking frozen stuff and operating with brain freeze should be part of SEAL training.

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  5. LMAO! I totally do the same thing. I know that when it goes down making my throat hurt cause it's so much, so cold, so fast I'm in for the brain freeze! I swear that Minnesota no longer has 7-11's because kids all over have freezer burned brains from inhaling them in the hot humid summers, cold frigid winters & all the time in between! I miss them so:-(

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  6. omg that sounds so awesome right now. next time I go to Taco Bell I'm getting one. someone on fb told me the lemon strawberry freezie thing from McD's was awful. I'm making it sound like I'm a freezie-slurp aficianado but I'm not. It just sounds really good right now. sorry about the brain freeze.

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  7. Frappacrappos? Is that a real thing?! :s

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  8. Kim: Seal Training...that's perfect!

    And Frappacrappos, LMAO!
    I think Starbucks actually serves those...

    De-freeze soon, JRose!
    xoxoxo, cd

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  9. I want a frappacrappochuppachup! On a stick!

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  10. awesome new look and funny blargs.. :) :)
    luv readin 'em

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  11. frappacrappos :D love it!

    and Clare Dunn, I believe every drink at Starbucks is a frappacrappo lol.

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  12. I believe you are Correct, Katie!!!

    :*)

    xoxoxo, cd

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