"He just likes to follow me around on first dates. Totes harmless! So... SUSHI?!" Feel free to submit your own humorous variations of the talk bubble.
"Oh, Mr. Snuggles is totally harmless. Um, that's not a bamboo fiber jacket by any chance, is it?"
ReplyDelete"um, don't look behind you...but you have a huge panda bear behind you".
ReplyDelete"that's just pete. the pet store owner said he was a 'teacup panda.'"
ReplyDelete"It's nothing personal - it's just a manifestation of how I'm feel on dates: on a first date, quiet and shy. If things go well, in a few dates you might see the tiger in me - raowrrr!!"
ReplyDeleteDuuuuude WTF, look at the size of that panda, I gotta twitpic this!
ReplyDelete"Don't you just hate it when polar bears try to wear make-up AND don't know how to goth it up right? You should see him on Raccoon Thursdays."
ReplyDelete"So how was your trip to China? Did you bring back anything interesting?"
ReplyDelete"Okay Miss Panda, I'm serious. STOP coming onto my date. He is NOT interested in an 'oreo surprise.' Right sweetie? Uh... Sweetie...?"
ReplyDelete"Shotgun!"
ReplyDelete"Are you sure we have to split cab fare?"
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