Just don't get any Sea Monkeys. That stuff looks a lot like weak lemonade (made with real lemons -- you can see the floaters!) and that would be a bad mistake I'm pretty sure.
Also, I don't think there are nearly as many superpower-inducing drinks around as comics have led me to believe, so you're probably out of luck there... although it would be awesome if it were a glass of medical nanobots left by a time-traveling future version of yourself, or maybe one of your descendants. They know your medical condition as well as your penchant for counter beverages, and have provided you with a cure for all that ails you.
-Cue evil laugh-
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw the title I thought "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha awesomeade. Although I wonder who's leaving mysterious cups of liquid beverage out for you...made friends with any pixies lately?
ReplyDeleteJust don't get any Sea Monkeys. That stuff looks a lot like weak lemonade (made with real lemons -- you can see the floaters!) and that would be a bad mistake I'm pretty sure.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I don't think there are nearly as many superpower-inducing drinks around as comics have led me to believe, so you're probably out of luck there... although it would be awesome if it were a glass of medical nanobots left by a time-traveling future version of yourself, or maybe one of your descendants. They know your medical condition as well as your penchant for counter beverages, and have provided you with a cure for all that ails you.