Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Why I don't work for Hallmark.

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There are certain times when people tell you things where, despite being pretty good at social responses, there is just no appropriate response available.  It is those times that I most want to make inappropriate cards for people.

This one is great for the stomach bug that seems to be going around this week... or if you have the ability to travel back in time, for people who didn't read the warnings on products that contained Olestra.

You're welcome.



Er... I guess a simple "Sorry!" would have worked too.


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10 comments:

  1. Marci JaneNovember 9, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    My sister had a very flamboyant guy friend who once declared to us, "Have you tried those WOW chips? They will make you sh** in your car!" I wish we'd had this card to give him. Too funny!

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  2. KimNovember 9, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    Hahahahahaha!!!! You need to make a whole series of these for all kinds of awkward situations.

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  3. GiaNovember 9, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    Nice juxtaposition with the waterfall....

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  4. Charity P.November 9, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    Hilarious! I just LOL'd at both your post and at Marci Jane's comment. Both, perfection.

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  5. Alissa MarieNovember 9, 2011 at 7:41 PM

    too funny!

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  6. RaeNovember 10, 2011 at 6:16 AM

    My family would buy those cards. I have a large family.

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  7. UnknownNovember 10, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    Hallmark doesn't know what they're missing. Too funny.

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  8. StephanieNovember 10, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    Ha! (Honestly, I can never come up with anything witty to say in your comment stream. So I usually don't say anything. Tough call.)

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  9. JenniferNovember 11, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    Sounds like a good product to add to your line...

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  10. sars!November 14, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    I agree with Jennifer... a new product for your etsy store. I would buy.

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