Monday, August 13, 2012

How to Annoy the World in 5 Simple Steps

Last night, while watching the Olympics Closing Ceremony, I came up with the best idea ever, which I have drawn up to share with you all.
This is all the more reason that I need to become rich and famous... or just rich, really.


10 comments:

  1. Funny thing is, the US national anthem has more than just one stanza. We should use them all, and run with your idea.

    BRILLIANT!

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  2. Good idea! Don't do that to us PLEASE!

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    1. I'm willing to take large payments to shorten the anthem by 5 minutes.

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  3. Hehehe, would you find a really long song, or have one written?

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    1. It would need to be written, for sure. And would have to be played on the kazoo, I think.

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  4. The national anthem should include references to having to stand for a long time.

    "cheesblargia will STAND the test of TIME"

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  5. I hear someone looped Trololo man for ten hours...something like that but with words.
    http://youtu.be/1orMXD_Ijbs

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  6. Sounds like a great plan to me! I found you from Clay Baboons.

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    1. I'm certain it will work, and thanks for stopping by!

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