Last night I got a bacon cheeseball for Hanukkah. It wasn't real bacon at least, but it was a cheeseball, that was wrapped in wrapping paper... It still was better than the gift I gave you guys last night. You were all VERY gracious though. So gracious, in fact, that I am giving you another AWESOME present. Again, in the form of a video. Again, fairly weird and inappropriate (aka not kid safe), just like me!
You have to light the candles every nights or you CAN'T have your GIFTS!
(open the present by clicking on the next line or scrolling, motherlicker)