I never got the 12 days of Christmas, being raised a Jew, though who does, really? Like everyone else, of course, we were forced to sing it over and over in elementary school every single year. I think I will spare you a whole set... but I couldn't resist a Llama as a pear tree!
Imagine the gold as sparkly... I can't do obnoxious gold glitter with painter!
I can also do a rousing edition of "This Land is Your Land" and "Michael Finnegan."