I don't like tweety, squawky birds. Totally fine with hooters (heh, heh), and screechers, and cooers, and I can deal with some clucking, and quacking, and warbling, but dear lord, I can't take the chirpy, chittering, ear-bleeding din of happy little birds. I have no problem with them being happy; I'm happy that I shall no longer have to consider self-immolation thanks to warming temperatures, but I'm not outside with my friends yelling about it.
And stay tuned. I shall have a special post for when I reach 700 followers which I hope shall be tomorrow. Feel free to peer pressure your friends into following on my behalf. All the cool kids are doing it!