I was reading an article on how to succeed at blarging, and apparently, it is my failure to "get a celebrity" that is holding me back.
I am assuming, at this point, that there is some secret to "getting a celebrity" that is being purposefully hidden from me, because celebrity endorsement is motherfucking elusive. Or more likely, it will take something enticing like... money, or... something of some sort of value to get acknowledged, because offerings of llama drawings have, thus far, been summarily ignored, as have portrait paintings and obnoxious @ messages on twitter.
I'm thinking that I should build some sort of celebrity trap, which makes me sound a bit like a serial killer, but I promise, I don't want to harm them... I would just chain them up for a fortnight and make them tweet links to my hilarious posts at which point I would let them go, if they promised not to press charges.
I just have to work out a) how to get celebrities to come to Montana, and b) what kind of bait I should use.
If you know a celebrity, send them my way...but if you link them to this post, tell them I was joking about the bear trap... and the new car.