Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Blarg of Note

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I obsessively check my stats and so, at approximately 5:13 and 45 seconds yesterday, I started typing capitalized exclamations mixed with nonsensical obscenities at my dear friend, Vez (I'm big on nonsensical obscenities. They are much funnier when the word choice/combination makes no sense),  because I noticed a huge spike in my viewers while chatting with her, and those views were being referred by blogger's BLOG OF EFFING NOTE!

Yup, I have been pestering blogger for at least a month, daily, letting them know each time I posted, because I think I am pretty awesome, and HOLY CRAP(!!!) they actually listened. And now I have a bunch more people following me expecting continued funny... which is a whole lot of pressure, but I have nothing better to do at the moment so, WHEE! 

Yes, I'm rambling. I am still totally excited.  How about I let the Cheeseblarg animals take over for the moment?

I couldn't agree more, Blue Whale!


Yes, llama, welcome to all our new friends and old! Thanks for all the comments and subscriptions!

Dammit, narwhal...


So, yes, this is my blarg. It is of note. 


For those new visitors, there are tidbits of information all around.  
To find out why I keep saying "blarg" instead of blog, click here
For an awesome lesson on algebra featuring zombies, click here
To understand why I often refer to goats as dogs, click here
Or you could just read EVERYTHING!!! That would be okay too. 
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43 comments:

  1. AnnahMarch 29, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    "Keep you expectations low" <----- That's hilarious.

    Congrats!

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  2. UnknownMarch 29, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    You are Die Hard funny!!! Super Follow!

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  3. katMarch 29, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    i like how yesterday one of your labels was "don't eat babies". i would love to see how many posts end up with that one ;) i've been lurking for a while, i'm just a terrible commenter. keep it up blarg of note!

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  4. ThomasMarch 29, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    You posted a pic of a narwhal. I freakin' love those.

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  5. KellyMarch 29, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    Blogs of note are so often unexpectedly sucktastic, but not this time! Congratulations, you are the anti-suck!

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  6. J.MoodyMarch 29, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    really cool blarg!

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  7. RheaMarch 29, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    <3 <3 <3 That dang Narwhal... what a killjoy. He must eat organic food. :P

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  8. commoncentsMarch 29, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    CONGRATULATION ON BEING CHOSEN A BON!

    I'm glad I found your blog!!

    Steve
    Common Cents http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com

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  9. Ari March 29, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    Wow, I love your blog! The animal (and other drawings) are too cute! (Narwhal is looking great in the above illustration...even if he is a bit _______ I'l leave you to fill in the blank spot!) :P

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  10. Ace5OMarch 29, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    Hahaha, I'm going to leave a comment before I even read any content. I've been scanning titles of all the blogs to find something that I would be interested in. I instantly knew I'd like you based on your title: "I'd like cheese on my entire family!"

    I hope there isn't a serious backstory about the name because then I'll feel bad.

    Congrats!

    Ace5O
    http://newyork101challenge.blogspot.com/

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  11. Ari March 29, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    One more thing: I'm really liking Blu Whale, Llama, and Narwhal! Do they make frequent appearences on the blarg or are they once in a blargtime experiences?
    Also: please excuse me for previously calling your blarg a 'blog'... dreadful mistake!
    COngrats! Way to keep us laughing!

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  12. JRoseMarch 29, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    They are indeed in many posts... you can find them by clicking their names in the labels for the post.

    @Jelli D (that is your new rapper name)- I just put @blogger at the end of all my tweets (pertaining to new posts)... didn't have to put out at all.

    @Kat- Challenge accepted!

    And a resounding thank you, to everyone- again!

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  13. KayleighMarch 29, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    Congratulations!!

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  14. JessjhMarch 29, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    Congratulations! I am glad you are a blog of note as well because you are making me laugh right now. Only how the hell did you harass the blog of note people? I'd like to try harassing them too.......

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  15. JimmyMarch 29, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    I can't get enough of Narwhals....

    Nice blog, I like it. Short, sweet, llama.

    Jimmy's Sweet Blog

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  16. J. March 29, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    I came across your blog (oh, sorry...blarg) last night via blogs of note and I was definitely laughing out loud. I kept distracting my husband (who was studying for an exam...whoops) but anyways, I seriously LOVE your illustrations and your clever, witty writing style. You are quite deserving of the blog of note award! Congrats!

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  17. Carolyn LackeyMarch 29, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    Love your blog!!! Congrats on being a BON!!!

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  18. justanotha'cadetMarch 29, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    Awesome bro

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  19. ValMarch 29, 2011 at 10:17 PM

    What nonsense. Not worth a note

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  20. KwastradamusMarch 30, 2011 at 12:01 AM

    http://sosgc.blogspot.com/

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  21. RonjaMarch 30, 2011 at 12:46 AM

    Woo! I'm so glad Blue Whale and Llama are being friendly, why can't Narwhale just join in the happy? Why must he be all negative? And do we get to see a cheese eating contest? It was mentioned and I think you would win.

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  22. UnknownMarch 30, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    You are insane! Love it.

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  23. ViviXDDMarch 30, 2011 at 1:40 AM

    Haha~ the narwhal pic is very cute..

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  24. esbbostonMarch 30, 2011 at 4:05 AM

    Wow! I just got started reading you, and, Wow! Notice how I went to the trouble to uppercase the W again. You are just the kind of writer I like, full of silly to the brim and spilling over, silly just going everywhere, silly spilling spelling.

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  25. Clare DunnMarch 30, 2011 at 5:26 AM

    Ah! The 'Noters' have chosen well!!!
    Congratulations!

    xoxoxo, cd
    http://xoxoxocd.blogspot.com
    http://clare-dunn.blogspot.com

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  26. shadMarch 30, 2011 at 6:43 AM

    Nice! Guess I need to modify my auto-tweeter so it spams @blogger now, huh? :D

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  27. UnknownMarch 30, 2011 at 7:03 AM

    I came across this blarg when it only had 100 and odd followers...I don't mean your followers are odd,I meant a 100 and over the amount...anyway... I was going to plagarise a few of your pages for my own blog because I thought they were fanastic and no-one would know. Alas, along came Blog of effing note and now I have to get by on my own merits. Grrrr!

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  28. JessicaMarch 30, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    I rarely ever check the 'blogs of note' section on Blogger but I'm so glad I did cause I stumbled upon your little cheesey slice of blogosphere awesomness! I've read a bunch of your posts and laughed, out loud, at my desk, at work, more than once. I am totally going to re-post your little ditty on the "Taking Tree" tomorrow (giving you credit of course)! I dont have many followers so this wont bring a crap-ton of traffic to your site, i just thought it was brilliant and needed re-posting :)
    xoxo new follower friend

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  29. Altar LMarch 30, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Hahaha nice awesomeness!

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  30. Jason "The Car Buying King"March 30, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    Keep it up!! I've started reading everything but it may take a few! LOL

    The Car Buying King

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  31. SydneyMarch 30, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    Yay!!! You've sucked me into the cheese vortex.

    Pink Chinchilla

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  32. Ray of SunshineMarch 30, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    I check my stats way too often #facepalm

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  33. Alex_QldMarch 30, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    Yay Narwhal...

    Um, yeah, I think the migraine I had yesterday is making my brain turn into synthetic pseudocheese.

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  34. BigOlDanAlessiThinkHeDaShepherdMarch 30, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    u sir are a faggot!

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  35. JRoseMarch 30, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    You sir, are bad at ascertaining the sex of humans. But you're right... so so right. I am a raging huge faggot! =D

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  36. BigOlDanAlessiThinkHeDaShepherdMarch 30, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    u madam, i am guessing by the picture unless ur an extremely feminine man aka fag, have big acrimonious statements

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  37. SeñoritaMarch 30, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    Hey, Congratulations on your award... Love the animals ;)

    http://ladyonaroof.blogspot.com/

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  38. ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.comMarch 31, 2011 at 1:40 AM

    Man, I need to bug Blog of Notes with daily harassment emails...oh, I mean reminder emails. How do you contact them????

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  39. JRoseMarch 31, 2011 at 1:44 AM

    I set up my feeds to automatically tweet about my new posts with (blarged @blogger) tagged on to the back of each tweet. I read somewhere (from another noteworthy blogger, in fact) that that gets someone to look at your stuff.

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  40. Duncan D. Horne - the Kuantan bloggerMarch 31, 2011 at 2:53 AM

    Congrats on the award. Who did you keep pestering to get this? Do you feel satisfied now you're a B.O.N?

    www.duncaninkuantan.blogspot.com

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  41. Merryn's Art for Wellness TherapyMarch 31, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    This blog is definitely a 'Choice' blog...Great reading and fantastic visual effects....Thanks for being 'out there'

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  42. EsoApril 1, 2011 at 5:23 AM

    It takes a lot of confidence to be self-deprecating and I guess that's why I found this amusing.

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  43. natApril 7, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    I love your narwhal picture, just gotta say that. I'm an obsessive stat checker too...so i feel ya!

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