I love you, a lot. Please be mine. Here, I have painted you in a somber blue hue to express my sadness that you don't yet know that I exist and that you love me. If you wanted, I could paint you in all sorts of other attractive colors. I could even paint you as a zombie and/or a llama. I'll be here waiting...you know where to find me.
PS. My husband may or may not be fine with our pending love affair, but don't let that give you pause.
Really good job on this one. I like it a lot!
ReplyDeleteP.S. If you prefer chubby boys I can "go gay"
ReplyDeleteIs that who I think it is?
ReplyDeleteOh, sorry, I didn't see the beginning "Dear Steve Buscemi,"
ReplyDeleteI thought it was ummmmm, whatz his name, ummmmm, it'll come to me in a second, oh, now I semi-remember, famous actor, Christopher Walken, checking birthday, age 68, "isn't he a little too old for you?" was my initial response/thought.
Psh, husbands, you act like they're an impediment! :P
ReplyDeleteAh...celebrity boyfriends....
ReplyDeleteLOL Celebrity Boyfriends are awesome except they always forget your birthday... Love the picture! Its awesome!
ReplyDeleteI'm breaking my silence here. When I was a teenager I had a crush on Steve Buscemi. My BFF and I would watch Trees Lounge over and over...not a really good character for him...but we were stupid teenagers :D
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